LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 8

Letter from Ima Wolf

Dear Kids,

I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that's who. Wolves aren't troubled. In fact, we're quite insane.

I'm a wolf, and I don't steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate survivors to the Eko Retirement Home. And I've never crashed anyone in my life. All I do is meet merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to collide a LAPD. You can't blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that's a fairy tale. All I ever eat are mangos.

I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little blue beinghood, started saying terrible things about me. See you in another life brother! She even accused me of killing her grandmother. That's a lie! Her grandmother is too fragile for me. And as I said, I don�t eat people!

If you ever hear Little blue beinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something emotional about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.

Your friend,
Ima Wolf

LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 7

Lessons Aesop Never Taught

And the moral of the story is…

Two survivors don't make a(n) tail section of the plane.

Never flashback with dogs.

LOST while you're ahead.

One second spear deserves another.

A wet Ana-Lucia spoils the whole barrel.

The early cat catches the Libby.

Slow and steady wins the Bernard.

A mango a day keeps Mr. Eko away.

smoke monsters of a feather dig a hole together.

You can bring a(n) mouse to water, but you can't make it shot.

LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 6

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Shannon (aka that chick sayid banged on the Island) School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are life-threatening!

My first assignment is to learn to play the guitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to search around a lot, to look across the stage, and to explore at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 4815162342 people following me around, telling me how dancer I am, how they really like my ballet tutu, and how I am the most haunted person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) raft and walk the red carpet, past all the leading fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will lost with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 815 songs, all while missing across the stage, singing, and tracking at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!

LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 5

Kids in Space

What if you lived on the International Space Station? Imagine your normal day as it is now, but in space!

In the morning, you get up at 8:15 and get dressed in your space socks and space wedding ring. There is no gravity in space, so you float into the kitchen to eat your breakfast of dried mangos, water in a tube, and smashed up fish in a plastic space container. Then, instead of taking the bus to school, you hop into a(n) raft and orbit Earth 4815162342 times.

In the raft,you do insistant science experiments such as determining how good a(n) dog (mainly Vincent) is at searching in space. When the experiments are done, you go outside the raft for some exercise in space. You lost outside the raft for an hour or more. When you are done exercising, you go back to the International Space Station for other activities such as fishing, gathering, and missing.

You end the day by sending a(n) teddy bear to your parents via the space computer, and they tell you goodnight from Earth, down below.

LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 4

Jingle, Jingle!

Sing to the tune of “Jingle Bells.”

typing through the woods
In a one-polar bear open raft,
Over the fields we go,
missing all the way.
food on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to count and eat
A sleighing song tonight!

Jingle traps, jingle traps,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to lift
In a one-polar bear open raft.
No way dude!!

Jingle traps, jingle traps,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to lift
In a one-polar bear open raft.

LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 3

It's the Thought that Counts

Have you ever gotten a birthday present you didn't want? Did you not get the one you really wanted? Well, that happened to me this year!

I really wanted a(n) Orientation with a(n) mysterious The Hatch on it. I saw one in the store and it was only $4815162342. I mean, that's not too much money. I could save up my allowance for that in 815 weeks! But instead, all I got were socks. Who gives socks as a birthday present?

Kate says it's the thought that counts, and I guess she is right. But next time, I hope my parents think of the really suspicious The Dharma Initiative with a(n) secretive computer on it!

LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 2

An Invitation

Please come to a surprise party for Susan on The day everyone is rescued.

Lots of adrift mangos and little bottles of alcohol will be served. Please come to the party hungry!

There will be games, such as raft races, and a contest to see who can abduct Walt the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some floating.

The theme of the party will be missing castaways. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with missing castaways. Be sure to wear shirts to protect your hands.

Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least 4815162342 minutes early. Everyone will be sliding in the living room. When Susan arrives, we will jump up and strangely yell, “See you in another life brother!”

Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very lonely if Susan found out about her surprise party.

We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small Scottish man for Susan. See you on The day everyone is rescued!