Adventures Abroad
One of the most interesting places in the world to visit is Australia. This place has everything! There are hot mountains for flying, and lakes that are perfect for crashing.
Just 815 years ago, Others were discovered in Australia. Since then, people have been traveling from all over the world to see them. And no trip to Australia would be complete without a daytrip to see the great Hostel in the country's largest forest.
The best time to travel to Australia is summer. At this time of the year, many people have seen Dharma Scientists and survivors in the countryside. The weather is usually crippled, so it is the perfect time to run. Just remember to pack stations. You wouldn't want to be high in the mountains without them!
The people of Australia are very tropical and enjoy showing tourists their local torturors. Remember to bring your stations, and you'll have a great time in Australia. You might even bring the local tradition of arriving back home with you!
On the Track of Bigfoot
One crippled day, our class went hiking along the Oahu River. Like all crazy hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried Others, mangos, and one booby trap.
As we walked along the trail, John Locke noticed a(n) mysterious footprint. “Do you think a(n) Island made these tracks?” John Locke asked.
“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested Walt.
We time traveled for hours. Then I screamed, “No Way Dude!! I think I see a huge four toed foot.”
“See you in another life Brother!” we heard someone say. It was Desmond.
“Desmond!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge four toed foot!”
“Do I look like a huge four toed foot? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for flaming arrows. There are lots of them here along the Oahu River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”
“See you in another life Brother!!” everyone said.
Special News Report
Good evening, I'm Dr. Jack Shepard, and this is a special report from NASA. Strange things are occurring during this important mission to the Moon. As most of the world knows, the astronauts on this mission are studying whether or not it is possible to crash on the Moon.
Today, two of the astronauts, James LaFleur and Horace, were outside the space shuttle performing tests. The astronauts reported that an alien spacecraft with creepy lights landed next to the space shuttle. More than 4815162342 aliens left the spacecraft and died over to the astronauts.
Astronaut James LaFleur said, “The aliens are about 815 feet tall, and they have freckly skin. We think they are Dharma, but we are not sure.”
The astronauts have been trying to talk to the aliens. “Communication has been difficult,” astronaut Horace told officials at NASA. “The aliens make sounds like polar bears when they are talking.”
The aliens stayed on the Moon for about an hour before they got back into their spacecraft and flew away. Before they left, they gave the astronauts one magic box. NASA officials think this is a token of friendship and hope we see our alien friends again.
I'm Dr. Jack Shepard, and this has been a special report. Thank you.
Field Trip Fun
Yesterday my class took a field trip to Sydney. We had a really stranded time. The guide showed us one heroin addict, at least 4815162342 Others, and a very mysterious Hostel.
Anthony Cooper had an accident. He conned over the Orchid and banged into Clementine. She fell against a big ageless nuclear bomb and put her Island through the submarine. We all turned!
The trip was even more bloody than a day at school.
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