How to Build a Chore-Doer
Step 1: Go to your local Black Rock and buy 4815162342 pieces of wood. Pieces should be at least 815 inches wide by Oceanic 6 inches long.
Step 2: Buy 1 castaways in size Large.
Step 3: Buy a roll of metal cord.
Step 4: At the hardware store, buy a large container of 2 flashbacks.
Step 5: Look in your kitchen cabinets for a bottle of water.
Step 6: Take wood pieces and depart them together with a hammer. Be sure to wear safety wedding rings.
Step 7: Connect one end of the cord to the wood. Connect the other end of the cord to the flashbacks. Pour the water over the whole thing.
Step 8: Stand back.
Step 9: Plug it in and watch it go.
Be sure to stand far away and to put the cat or dog someplace safe. You won't have to worry about your chores anymore, because you now have a whole new mess to worry about!
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