LOST-libs Season 2 Episode 6

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Shannon (aka that chick sayid banged on the Island) School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are life-threatening!

My first assignment is to learn to play the guitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to search around a lot, to look across the stage, and to explore at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 4815162342 people following me around, telling me how dancer I am, how they really like my ballet tutu, and how I am the most haunted person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) raft and walk the red carpet, past all the leading fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will lost with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 815 songs, all while missing across the stage, singing, and tracking at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!